THE LIGHTER SIDE

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. Charles Kuralt

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Relativity explained by the master.

'Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.' Albert Einstein, 1879 – 1955

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You never know what makes some people tick, until they start to unwind.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

CHURCH SIGNS