THE LIGHTER SIDE

Some clever and amusing thoughts on being a Christian, taken from Church signs:

Under same management for over 2,000 years.

Soul food served here.

Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rock.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

Come early for a good seat in the back.

Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?