THE LIGHTER SIDE

A boy asked his father if he could use the car and his father replied, “Not until you cut your hair”.

The son replies, “But Father, Jesus had long hair”.

Without hesitation the father said, “Jesus walked everywhere”.

Some days you're the bug;
Some days you're the windshield.

An atheist gets a chance to talk to God:
Atheist: What’s a million years like to you?
God: Like a second.
Atheist: What’s a million dollars like to you.
God: like a penny.
Atheist: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second.

Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will".

Funny how some think it is okay to blame God for evil and suffering in the world, but it is not necessary to thank Him for what is good and pleasant.